"Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life." - Unknown
- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
- The human heart creates enough pressure, when it pumps, to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Oh my God!)
- A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
- A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy ... I'm still not over the pig.)
- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home ... maybe at work.)
- The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
- A flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes ... lucky pig ... can you imagine??)
- A catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
- Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over quantity)
- Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmm ...)
- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
- Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
- A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
- Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
- Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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